DF: I’m fabulous. I’m an amazing person, you know. I’m very honest. I’m super honest with women.

[I stop typing…look him in the retina… and stare with a smirk of skepticism...thinking... "What is this 'rapper' talking about?"]

DF: Over the past year, I’ve developed an appreciation for being honest with women.

[Hey Reader, imagine that I just texted you. You just received the iPhone Eyes emoji. Is this dude serious?]